Please forgive me
8.31.2007
Dear Lord:
Please forgive me for going to Walmart today and helping expand the grotesque fortune of those Walton heirs.
The end and Amen.
I went because it is the only store I know of that sells my favorite cleaner. Dang it. While I was there I also picked up some flossers, because I have not had a good floss in nearly six weeks and it shows. I am spitting blood every time I brush my teeth now. I come out of the bathroom looking like Edward the Vampire. Or Jim Carrey as The Grinch.
I was so happy to have them I flossed in the car. Now my teeth hurt, but gingivitis has nothing on me.
Please forgive me for going to Walmart today and helping expand the grotesque fortune of those Walton heirs.
The end and Amen.
I went because it is the only store I know of that sells my favorite cleaner. Dang it. While I was there I also picked up some flossers, because I have not had a good floss in nearly six weeks and it shows. I am spitting blood every time I brush my teeth now. I come out of the bathroom looking like Edward the Vampire. Or Jim Carrey as The Grinch.
I was so happy to have them I flossed in the car. Now my teeth hurt, but gingivitis has nothing on me.
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